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  • Hey all, just changed over the backend after 15 years I figured time to give it a bit of an update, its probably gonna be a bit weird for most of you and i am sure there is a few bugs to work out but it should kinda work the same as before... hopefully :)

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* From the Urban Dictionary
Dragonian
Word used in the "Dragon Divine Chronicles" to describe humans born with the ability to transform into dragons. They are uniquely born with two souls... a human soul and a dragon soul, which in turn allows them their unique abilities and characteristics! They have superhuman abilities and "evolve" to adapt in heavy situations.

Dragonians "mature" over time and can't use their dragon powers till they experience an event called "Awakening" (this usually happens when they are under stress.) After that they can use their once-dormant dragon powers and transform!
 
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On Amazon's cloud unlimited offer...

Hrvoje Simic said:
I'm trying to find a significant benefit in storing tons of my data on someone else's disk and paying for it, but can't find any.

I can offer them $59 if they store some of my boxes with stuff, though.
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Jarred Land said:
If you put 10 cameramen in a room and ask them to make the perfect module, you would get 10 different answers. We know.. because we did just that. Actually.. we had more than 10 different answers because some of them called the next day and changed their minds.
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Brent@RED said:
This month marks the 15 year anniversary that I have worked for Jim. Add in the 15 years my wife has as of last month, safe to say we are all in with Jim.

If he invited me to a meeting with a unicorn, the Loch Ness Monster, and a yeti, I would not be surprised. I would just ask Elvis to pass me the hot sauce and start to take notes...
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This is for whenever the ISO rating discussion pops up on REDuser. :)

David Mullen ASC said:
The correct ISO is whatever gives you the results you like, anything else is just academic. There is a point where you can oversimplify things when explaining how things work.
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On RedRay 4D:
Wayne Morellini said:
[…] can show you every movie that has yet to be made. Go through the annals of time for the best movies ever, like Mork and Albert Zap Las Vegas. What a funny 12 Oscar winner that 'will' be. Get all the then practically worthless 1000 gold pieces sent back to you through the online box office. Marvel as the price of gold sky rockets in their time zone, as everybody else does this and depletes their gold reserves, then sell it back to them at a handsome profit, only to be dismayed in the depths of despair as your new world credits evaporate, as you altered the time line too much and that future dissapeared (ironically similar to the award winning plot of Mork and Albert Zap Las Vegas). Roll up, roll up, folks, come on down to the latest greatest show on Reduser.

Dream of doing something and turn on your Redray 4D to watch future news reports to see if you were successful. Marvel how each time it tells you that you are going to be bigger than Jim, that time line collapses after then try it from the Butterfly Observer Effect. Watch some other version of you get all the women, fancy big house, ten Ferraris and Hummers for your babes, the presidency of the United State, realising if you never turned the thing on you would be that guy, but now you seen it, you never will be. Try, and see if you can beat the Observor Effect, play Russian roulette with your life choices, see if you can WIN (until you realise everybodies else's Observor Effect keeps destroying your time line)....Roll up, Roll up, to the greatest show on Reduser.
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"With great dynamic range comes great responsibility. Lens and expose accordingly." - Phil Holland
 
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