Sterling Wescott
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I was afraid after I looked at my posts in the REDSTATION THREAD...
Congratulations Jim, Jarred, Graeme, Kelly and all you other sick red bastards, you've created a cancer that's air born and contagious. You monsters Have even figured out how to spread it through the internet.
You gave me and a couple thousand others...
REDfever.
Symptoms include:
I know I want one!
If it ships on the 14th... can we order before?
I'll buy 3.
Can I buy one now?
So I've consulted with a medical professional. He told me to "stay away". He told me that there was nothing he could do, that it was chronic.Seriously guys, I want one.
Congratulations Jim, Jarred, Graeme, Kelly and all you other sick red bastards, you've created a cancer that's air born and contagious. You monsters Have even figured out how to spread it through the internet.
You gave me and a couple thousand others...
REDfever.
Symptoms include:
- saving 30k+ for whats been called "vaporware".
- multi-posting.
- Spending holidays on Recon.
- Siting throught a shit movie just to see "SHOT ON RED".
- Paying out of pocket to shoot student films on RED ONE.
- Posting a stupid thread, with a stupid joke, in the off topic section while watching tv, and waiting for a hypothetical Recon post.