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Jonathan Stevenson

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Hi there! Just wanted to let everyone know that I will happily look after your R1 or Epic-M, as well as your glass and accessories, and all of your financial accounts or similar worldly possessions if you are raptured away on Saturday!

If you're interested, all you have to do is PM me with your credit card info, social security number, address, date of birth, and list of bank accounts. It's that easy! I'll make sure your Epic or R1 find a nice home to a loving atheist!

If you are an atheist with a sizeable stockpile of ammunition, food, and water, please PM me for details on reserving a camera.

Good luck everyone! I, for one, am looking forward to filming the impending zombie uprising in 5k...

:zombie_smiley:
 
If only we were so lucky. There is something very romantic about going out beating back hordes of zombies with blunt objects... :crossing fingers:
 
Roberto Lequeux said:
If only we were so lucky. There is something very romantic about going out beating back hordes of zombies with blunt objects... :crossing fingers:
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Blunt objects are for those less fortunate that don't have something to pick them off from a safe distance.
 
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Tom.Wong said:
Ammo runs out, blunt force trauma ftw.
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When ammo runs out move to the next position where you stashed even more ammo. Use the ammo left from first position to get to the next. Trying to use a blunt object on a mob of hungry for brains zombies doesn't seem like a winning situation.
 
Jonathan Stevenson said:
Hi there! Just wanted to let everyone know that I will happily look after your R1 or Epic-M, as well as your glass and accessories, and all of your financial accounts or similar worldly possessions if you are raptured away on Saturday!

If you are an atheist with a sizeable stockpile of ammunition, food, and water, please PM me for details on reserving a camera.


:zombie_smiley:
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How many tins of baked beans would you take for an Epic and a set of Master Primes?

I have six pack horses and would take me about two weeks to reach you. Do Zombies eat horses?

Thanks In Advance…
 
Jonathan Stevenson said:
I don't know but zombie horses sound super cool...
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It seems there is no limit to what Zombies can do.

It seems Zombies are the new vampires...

I’ve been reading up and it seems the CDC has some very sound guide lines for what to do if you encounter a zombie apocalypse.

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Wow the “Dead and the Dammed” looks like a lot of fun (great effects) http://www.joblo.com/arrow/index.php?id=22665

But for me I am perhaps more into your more cerebral (ha ha) Zombie movie.

http://www.moviefone.co.uk/2011/05/19/judi-dench-ian-mckellen-zombie-movie/

Yup, Dame Judi Dench and Sir Ian McKellen star in a period drama zombie movie, “The Curse of the Boxum Strumpet”; the zombie outbreak starts in a British seaside town in the 1700s.

And then we also have “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” set for release in 2013…

What’s next a Samurai Zombie movies? Oh Damn that’s been done already http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037229/

It seems Zombie are impervious to “jumping the shark” there is no limit to their saturation, this is going to be like a new ice age, 10,000 years of wall to wall Zombie movies as there is nowhere else to go. We might as well accept that Zombies are going to be a permanent part of life for the foreseeable future.

As to my earlier offer, in Post Rapture Dollar prices, a 416g tin of baked beans is going to be worth at least 5 post rapture dollars, so my final offer is going to be 10,000 tins of baked beans (for your post rapture Epic)… not just any beans mind you, HEINZ baked beans (these are very well reviewed on amazon www.ciao.co.uk/Heinz_Baked_Beans__5182075, five star rating all round); OK 10,000 tins of beans, 3 boxes of Holland and Holland (12 bore) shot gun shells, and pack of condoms…final offer, and we’ll figure out something special for the glasss ;) OK?
 
Hahah Brainssssss....

Zombies <3 Brains = Zombies <3 5k!

Andrew, trust me when I say I hope I run into you mid-zombie-rapture, but I'd trade three or four magazines for one perfectly balanced base-ball bat! Didn't you watch the first episode of "Walking Dead"? What if zombies are attracted to the sound of gunshots? And I know it seems funny to say this to someone advocating multiple apocalypse-bunker preparedness, but you gotta think long term man! We are getting close to 7 Billion potential zombies! Oh the humanity!

Tom.Wong said:
Ammo runs out, blunt force trauma ftw.
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You know what they say- Blades don't run out of ammo. I'll take 2 machetes please.
 
If we start seeing Zombies I bet I'll be getting inquires about owners wanting to trade their Epic kit for one of my little friends... The Zombie Killer!
The silencer helps keep the Zombies from knowing where you are shooting from.
 

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I sure hope the world doesn't end this weekend, I mean how will I ever get my 8X fixed scarlet?...
 
Brian Merlen said:
I sure hope the world doesn't end this weekend, I mean how will I ever get my 8X fixed scarlet?...
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Ah, don’t worry, Zombie Jannard will set up a new company called ZomieOne, and you can get your 8x Zombie Scarlet to shoot in Zombie Vision™ using Zombie Graeme’s Zombie Code™.

With a potential market of seven billion Zombies, and virtually no Zombie “sensitive” media out there for a while, I predict a roaring trade of under the table black market brain surgery videos.

P.s. you have to remove the IR blocking filter as everybody knows Zombies mainly see in the infra red spectra (free technical tip there); I wonder if Zombie Scratch™ will let you grade in ZombieVision ™?
 
I always laugh when people say the world is ending next week or tomorrow. People that believe in God should know that the world could end anytime without notice. If someone is sure the world is ending next week, that just means we have 7 days more than we were ever promised.

I hope it doesn't end anytime soon though. I still don't have a RedMOTE, Side Handle or Bomb EVF for my EPIC-M!

-michael zaletel
 
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