Karim D. Ghantous
Well-known member
"You can slap the word 'tactical' on a houseplant and men will buy it," said lead researcher Dr. Marcus Simms. "Just add a carabiner to a can of soup and voila! Men will be lining up to purchase tactical soup."
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-men-will-purchase-any-object-described-as-tactical