Michael Panfeld
Well-known member
OK, I just watched Melancholia. I see now that the title refers to what any fan of cinema will feel after sitting through it.
It was very painful. Terrible acting, zero story, 1/2 of the movie was entirely irrelevant and was paced so slowly and riddled with such bad lines, badly-delivered that I still do not know why I did not leave - oh yeah, because it was either that or sit in rush hour traffic.
The worst part was camera work that appeared to be from a drunken imbecile with late-stage Parkinsons, different length legs, and way too much coffee. Or perhaps Lars mounted one of those paint shakers from Home Depot on his shoulder. At least it was in focus. Can you tell that I am not a fan of hand held or available lighting cinematography?
Not sure what bothered me more, the entirely out of focus "Like Crazy" or this disaster.
It was very painful. Terrible acting, zero story, 1/2 of the movie was entirely irrelevant and was paced so slowly and riddled with such bad lines, badly-delivered that I still do not know why I did not leave - oh yeah, because it was either that or sit in rush hour traffic.
The worst part was camera work that appeared to be from a drunken imbecile with late-stage Parkinsons, different length legs, and way too much coffee. Or perhaps Lars mounted one of those paint shakers from Home Depot on his shoulder. At least it was in focus. Can you tell that I am not a fan of hand held or available lighting cinematography?
Not sure what bothered me more, the entirely out of focus "Like Crazy" or this disaster.