Favourite Reduser Quotes™™™™™™™™™™™™

[Martin Weiss]

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Don't have enough $ to get a steadicam just yet so I decided to get a monopod.

 

[Brian Iannone]

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Epic is ready for battle, whereas Scarlet is more timid, feminine. She is unsure of whether or not she will be doing the shooting, or whether she herself will be shot, and uploaded to YouTube where everyone makes fun of her, saying she's "too smart" and "is too detail oriented" and "costs too much". Epic knows he won't be subjected to the torturous scrutinization of the ill-informed community yet Scarlet has to power down at night having nightmares of people caring more about the number on her ass than the 4K imagery she brings to life...

 

[Jeff Whitehurst]

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The people that say we don't listen... suck.

Jim

 

[brett ogden]

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Stop eating crap. We need you for at least a few more years...

 

[Martin Weiss]

Dragon announcement condensed:

6K for 6K .. two soccer moms in a hot tub

 

[Martin Weiss]

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The upgrade program obviously has little financial value to us and most adult supervision would never understand why we would do it.

 

[brett ogden]

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Hey Jarred,
Thanks for taking the time to answer all our questions. So i have been wondering, last week I met this hot chick who said she wanted to party, we did, and ever since then there has been these red itchy bumps all around my.....oh wait maybe this isn't the right kind of question. damn.

 

[Zeb B]

I vote this be a Martin only forum. He seems to have the skill, restraint and RED historical depth to filter only the finest quotes

 

[paulherrin]

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I vote this be a Martin only forum. He seems to have the skill, restraint and RED historical depth to filter only the finest quotes

 

[Martin Weiss]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, but please do keep posting quotes. I'm sure there are nuggets hidden away in threads that I don't read.

 

[Martin Weiss]

Classic Landian reasoning:

PsF is not on the list. And will likely never be.. because PsF is retarded.

 

[Martin Weiss]

RED quality.

Filming football yesterday (Soccer for some of you guys).

Direct hit side on wrote off a Canon 16-35 lens which snapped off at the mount.

Not a scratch on the Titanium mount.

 

[Martin Weiss]

MetaLOL

OMG lol my wife just came in asking why im laughing at hitler yelling

 

[Martin Weiss]

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I pride myself on being civil, but you sir, are an idiot.

 

[Scott Crawley]

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Originally Posted by Anthony Gratl
I pride myself on being civil, but you sir, are an idiot.

Martin, I love that.

 

[Stefan Antonescu]

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Man, I love where this thread has gone. Two kids of people in this world my friend. Those who change and those who deliver pizzas.

 

[Stefan Antonescu]

About the Red Nikon mount.

Oh boy ohboy ohboy. No Iris click stops. Ohboy. Nikon glass. August. Oh boy. Run around the room. Jump on the sofa. Oh boy.
Now I know how the dog feels.

 

[Martin Weiss]

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Trust that we will keep worrying about whats inside the camera , so you can focus on worrying about what is in front of it.

 

[Stefan Antonescu]

New firmware features requests...

1. Power managment
2. Power managment
3. Power managment
4. Power managment
5. Power managment
6. Power managment
7. Power managment
8. Power managment
9. Phantom Power
10. Power managment

 

[Martin Weiss]

Slo Mo everything is the next super shallow DoF. So played out. Hey guess what... there are other aperture settings on the lens besides wide open!!!!

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