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  • Hey all, just changed over the backend after 15 years I figured time to give it a bit of an update, its probably gonna be a bit weird for most of you and i am sure there is a few bugs to work out but it should kinda work the same as before... hopefully :)

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Wow, that's chock full o' sage wisdom Ace, I see why you read it. Does that come off of The Dickhead Blog?

Hey, since we're on to such a good thing I think they should run with it. I'm thinking of Scarlet ad campaigns with slogans like:

"We are Red Digital Cinema. Buy our fucking cameras bitches!" It could caption a 50's style photo of mom at the minivan with her scarlet, dropping the kids at the soccer field.

"Don't be a pussy, buy a Red."

"Fuck you. Buy a Red"

An ad in the WEVA newsletter could read: "Shoot your next failure of a wedding on our new Scarlet. You fucking losers."

"Hey, buy my fuckin' camera... You know you want it bitch!"

A TV spot could go: "Hey cunts, (The Hoochie Mamas really go for the C word.) you know why your home movies suck? It's because you ain't got a Scarlet... Or it could just be that you suck."

The phone lines at Red could all go "Thanks for calling Red customer service. Now fuck off.
Wanna talk to Jim? Dial 1 then fuck yourself.
Looking for assistance? Dial 2, then fuck yourself.
Feeling like a pussy? Don't deny it, fuck yourself.
I don't really care what you want. Go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day."


I don't care who you are, that's good business right there.
 
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wow seems like you have missed the point and the whole message, deal with it or move on, from your statements that seems like all you can do at this point.

Or at least shut up or start making some relevant points that might be addressed, otherwise what the hell are you doing here. If you buy a red and contact customer service I'm fairly sure they won't answer "hi dickhead, fuck you and your family, how can we not serve you today". If you attack me and my companies way of being I will react and if I don't what does that say about me. Grow a thicker skin and welcome to the real world.

Peace
 
Scott.. we have an opening in our marketing department. You interested?

heh heh heh. I love this thread.
 
Jarred :-)

Steven, you don't get it do you? Maybe you should shut up and uh... Well you know.
 
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Jarred Land said:
Scott.. we have an opening in our marketing department. You interested?
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:smilielol5::smilielol5:

BTW, I am now receiving hate mail PMs because of the Hurt Feelings Report. Isn't it ironic that people are enduring hurts feelings... from a hurt feelings report?
 
Tom Lowe said:
:smilielol5::smilielol5:

BTW, I am now receiving hate mail PMs because of the Hurt Feelings Report. Isn't it ironic that people are enduring hurts feelings... from a hurt feelings report?
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Can't imagine why would somebody have their feelings hurt for being repeatedly called queer by you for posting legitimate comments, which by the way have nothing to do with you.

Good PR for your film, though somewhat unusual.
 
Welcome to the club Tom.. i've been getting hate mail all day long :)
 
Scott Crawley said:
Wow, that's chock full o' sage wisdom Ace, I see why you read it. Does that come off of The Dickhead Blog?

Hey, since we're on to such a good thing I think they should run with it. I'm thinking of Scarlet ad campaigns with slogans like:

"We are Red Digital Cinema. Buy our fucking cameras bitches!" It could caption a 50's style photo of mom at the minivan with her scarlet, dropping the kids at the soccer field.

"Don't be a pussy, buy a Red."

"Fuck you. Buy a Red"

An ad in the WEVA newsletter could read: "Shoot your next failure of a wedding on our new Scarlet. You fucking losers."

"Hey, buy my fuckin' camera... You know you want it bitch!"

A TV spot could go: "Hey cunts, (The Hoochie Mamas really go for the C word.) you know why your home movies suck? It's because you ain't got a Scarlet... Or it could just be that you suck."

The phone lines at Red could all go "Thanks for calling Red customer service. Now fuck off.
Wanna talk to Jim? Dial 1 then fuck yourself.
Looking for assistance? Dial 2, then fuck yourself.
Feeling like a pussy? Don't deny it, fuck yourself.
I don't really care what you want. Go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day."


I don't care who you are, that's good business right there.
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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
Due to my activity here, some have taken their problems to me on Facebook.

That's where I usually get them to shutup because they know I'm right (with RED) and they are wrong. In the few cases that they still don't listen, I just let them know "oh, btw, I don't work for RED...I just know a lotta stuff about 'em. :thumbsup:

Fun stuff...
 
I think Christian Bale and David O. Russell have made it acceptable to use four letter words in the movie business! :)
 
Scott Crawley said:
Wow, that's chock full o' sage wisdom Ace, I see why you read it. Does that come off of The Dickhead Blog?

Hey, since we're on to such a good thing I think they should run with it. I'm thinking of Scarlet ad campaigns with slogans like:

"We are Red Digital Cinema. Buy our fucking cameras bitches!" It could caption a 50's style photo of mom at the minivan with her scarlet, dropping the kids at the soccer field.

"Don't be a pussy, buy a Red."

"Fuck you. Buy a Red"

An ad in the WEVA newsletter could read: "Shoot your next failure of a wedding on our new Scarlet. You fucking losers."

"Hey, buy my fuckin' camera... You know you want it bitch!"

A TV spot could go: "Hey cunts, (The Hoochie Mamas really go for the C word.) you know why your home movies suck? It's because you ain't got a Scarlet... Or it could just be that you suck."

The phone lines at Red could all go "Thanks for calling Red customer service. Now fuck off.
Wanna talk to Jim? Dial 1 then fuck yourself.
Looking for assistance? Dial 2, then fuck yourself.
Feeling like a pussy? Don't deny it, fuck yourself.
I don't really care what you want. Go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day."


I don't care who you are, that's good business right there.
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excellent post dude :smilielol5:
 
Joseph Hutson said:
Due to my activity here, some have taken their problems to me on Facebook.

That's where I usually get them to shutup because they know I'm right (with RED) and they are wrong. In the few cases that they still don't listen, I just let them know "oh, btw, I don't work for RED...I just know a lotta stuff about 'em. :thumbsup:

Fun stuff...
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Jesus thats bad man.
I don't agree with it (As stated) but god its not as if Jim showed up at my house with a baseball bat and started destroying everything in my house that he didn't like. Its the internet, if people don't like it don't come here.
If someone is truly offended by it, they have issues.
I recommend those people look at the following statements and then go back to bed.
 

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Scott Crawley said:
Wow, that's chock full o' sage wisdom Ace, I see why you read it. Does that come off of The Dickhead Blog?

Hey, since we're on to such a good thing I think they should run with it. I'm thinking of Scarlet ad campaigns with slogans like:

"We are Red Digital Cinema. Buy our fucking cameras bitches!" It could caption a 50's style photo of mom at the minivan with her scarlet, dropping the kids at the soccer field.

"Don't be a pussy, buy a Red."

"Fuck you. Buy a Red"

An ad in the WEVA newsletter could read: "Shoot your next failure of a wedding on our new Scarlet. You fucking losers."

"Hey, buy my fuckin' camera... You know you want it bitch!"

A TV spot could go: "Hey cunts, (The Hoochie Mamas really go for the C word.) you know why your home movies suck? It's because you ain't got a Scarlet... Or it could just be that you suck."

The phone lines at Red could all go "Thanks for calling Red customer service. Now fuck off.
Wanna talk to Jim? Dial 1 then fuck yourself.
Looking for assistance? Dial 2, then fuck yourself.
Feeling like a pussy? Don't deny it, fuck yourself.
I don't really care what you want. Go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day."


I don't care who you are, that's good business right there.
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LOL...

For some reason I imagined Jason Statham saying all of those lines.

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That's RED marketing right there, haha.
 
Ace said:
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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HA! Brilliant.

Pietro Impagliazzo said:
For some reason I imagined Jason Statham saying all of those lines.
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Lock, Stock and two fucking Reds mate! How 'bout Statham and Winstone?




EXT. DAY CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND

FADE IN:



WIDE ANGLE

We see the silhouette of a man on a bench, in the shade
of a large tree as Jethro Tull's AQUALUNG PLAYS.



OVER THE SHOULDER

RAY WINSTONE is focusing intently on the swings.

JASON STATHAM
What's the matter mate, did
one of the kiddies steal the
dollie out of your pram?

RAY WINSTONE
Shh! I'm busy.

JASON STATHAM
That fat bloke shag your wife?
The one with the Pooh in his
hand?

RAY WINSTONE
I said fuck off!



MEDIUM

JASON STATHAM
Hey mate, is that some sort
o' ray gun you got there?

RAY WINSTONE
No it's Epic.

JASON STATHAM
Not so epic as the headlines
when you get pinched for
pluggin' little Ian over
there.

RAY WINSTONE
It's a camera, cunt!

WINSTONE shows a new Epic with Red Gunner and Bomb EVF.

JASON STATHAM
Whoa, you got a bomb?

RAY WINSTONE
I already told you, it's a
fuckin' camera you stupid cunt. Now
shut the fuck up! I'm
fuckin' filmin' over here.

JASON STATHAM
Looks like a killer that does.

RAY WINSTONE
It's got enough K's in there
to capture the bits of your
skull on that wall in
stunning detail, it does.
And with the fuckin' FLUT™™™ the
shades of your grey matter
will render in perfect color and contrast.

CUT TO:



TITLE CARD

Red Digital Cinema. Get Some, cunts.

CUT TO:

JASON STATHAM
Now Fuck off!

RAY WINSTONE
(In unison) Now Fuck off!
 
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