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I've Reached a New Low...

Jonathan Stevenson

Jonathan Stevenson

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I had a dream last night that I caught my girlfriend with Jarred Land. I was more intrigued than upset, and started asking, "Wait, you KNOW Jarred? What a small world! Hey, you don't happen to have an Epic in your car, do you??" I also discovered that my girlfriend had been posting on RedUser for the past 2 years under a fake name.

:emote_whack: I've completely lost my mind.
 
The new low isn't having the dream, it's actually sharing this information with the world.

:)


david
 
David Battistella said:
The new low isn't having the dream, it's actually sharing this information with the world.

:)


david
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haha, this made me laugh because I was thinking something along these lines as well.

Thanks for sharing.
 
Wait.. What? You have a girlfriend?
 
till i get up... start the frickin' thing... stand the brightness at night.. load up the prog... yell, cuz i don't have a lit keyboard... write down my thoughts..
accidentially delete the .doc... slam the frickin' thing right next to my ipad which was turned on already..

guess i'd rather lose interest in the first place turn round and tease my smoking hot girlfriend being still there..
 
The Freudian analysis would be what; you are more in love with Red than your lady? Better yet; you are entertaining the liklihood that dropping all of that cash on Epic will cost your relationship... And that's OK with you. You're not considering selling her into bondage to pay for Epic, are you? Was Jarred holding her leash in this dream?

If you have an American Pie moment with an Epic, then I'd say you've hit bottom. ;-) Oohh heated EVF... The Bomb is a little small though. You could call your Epic "Bombshell" or "Girlfriend Experience".
 
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Jonathan Stevenson said:
I had a dream last night that I caught my girlfriend with Jarred Land. I was more intrigued than upset, and started asking, "Wait, you KNOW Jarred? What a small world! Hey, you don't happen to have an Epic in your car, do you??" I also discovered that my girlfriend had been posting on RedUser for the past 2 years under a fake name.

:emote_whack: I've completely lost my mind.
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You might as well just accept it. The rest of us have. :cryin:
 
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