Wayne Morellini
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Internet of Things (or LoT, if you read it wrong) is getting miniature cameras of 1 MP. Red should have one. So, you could have a dual 1mp 180 degree surround Iot drone swearing becsuse it can't see properly when going to get your slippers instead of you after a party.
Wow, Imagine the first 1mp Iot imax feature you could make of this following you around.
Every morning it could wake you up hovering over your face, saying "Hello Dave". "Humans are still useful". And if you don't get out of bed, it says "For Now Dave" then goes and fetches a big wet towel, if you don't get up.
It can answer your phone or door with it's amazing AI. "Tony, Dave says, tell that..... moron I'm not here! Didn't you here him Tony? Do you want me to play it back for you?". Next time it can say, "There is an extremely fat person at the door Dave, or two smaller fat people".
It could follow you around all day, checking your uninary flow, then going to attempt to make a peanut butter sandwich for you, then crazily bashing itself against the walls, because of the peanut butter on the cameras, or you hope it is. Even checking for hemroids every time you drop something.
When you are lonely, it can get the affection assistance doll out (well, you bought a multifunctional iot to save money). And follow you around scanterly dressed, to the supermarket, restaurants, the gas station, because you forgot to lock her up. And at night it can hop in bed with you, while you are asleep. But when you wake up, you frightenly ask it what its doing. To which it replies that Jullian Assange says it's ok, and asks if it can call him back to affirm. Then you wonder where the suppository has gone and what this priece of string is sticking out that looks oddly like the string on one of your wife's tampons.
During your divorce proceedings it gets subpoenaed and takes the witness stand to testify for your wife, in the affection assistance doll, demonstrating actions.
You joke you want to get rid of it, and you have to stop it trying to force itself down the waste disposal grinder.
Out of its affection doll housing, foreign nationals hack into it and follow you around spying on you all day and selling the footage to a reality tv show website in the, is he more popular than Donald, segment.
It keeps tell you what to do, and giving you directions when driving. You wonder why you ever got divorced, being single is just as difficult these days.
The foreign nationals ger it to take a heap of batteries with it, and try to blow you up. The other two cockroach and snake iot's try to save the day. You think, it's just the new world economy. So, then it tries to get a job in the police force to support you. Where it tells them about your relative paranoia and neurosis which could lead you to committ crimes and kill yourself. Software updates just putting it ahead of Forest Gump in IQ.
Is it the end of the 1st of April over there yet?
Wow, Imagine the first 1mp Iot imax feature you could make of this following you around.
Every morning it could wake you up hovering over your face, saying "Hello Dave". "Humans are still useful". And if you don't get out of bed, it says "For Now Dave" then goes and fetches a big wet towel, if you don't get up.
It can answer your phone or door with it's amazing AI. "Tony, Dave says, tell that..... moron I'm not here! Didn't you here him Tony? Do you want me to play it back for you?". Next time it can say, "There is an extremely fat person at the door Dave, or two smaller fat people".
It could follow you around all day, checking your uninary flow, then going to attempt to make a peanut butter sandwich for you, then crazily bashing itself against the walls, because of the peanut butter on the cameras, or you hope it is. Even checking for hemroids every time you drop something.
When you are lonely, it can get the affection assistance doll out (well, you bought a multifunctional iot to save money). And follow you around scanterly dressed, to the supermarket, restaurants, the gas station, because you forgot to lock her up. And at night it can hop in bed with you, while you are asleep. But when you wake up, you frightenly ask it what its doing. To which it replies that Jullian Assange says it's ok, and asks if it can call him back to affirm. Then you wonder where the suppository has gone and what this priece of string is sticking out that looks oddly like the string on one of your wife's tampons.
During your divorce proceedings it gets subpoenaed and takes the witness stand to testify for your wife, in the affection assistance doll, demonstrating actions.
You joke you want to get rid of it, and you have to stop it trying to force itself down the waste disposal grinder.
Out of its affection doll housing, foreign nationals hack into it and follow you around spying on you all day and selling the footage to a reality tv show website in the, is he more popular than Donald, segment.
It keeps tell you what to do, and giving you directions when driving. You wonder why you ever got divorced, being single is just as difficult these days.
The foreign nationals ger it to take a heap of batteries with it, and try to blow you up. The other two cockroach and snake iot's try to save the day. You think, it's just the new world economy. So, then it tries to get a job in the police force to support you. Where it tells them about your relative paranoia and neurosis which could lead you to committ crimes and kill yourself. Software updates just putting it ahead of Forest Gump in IQ.
Is it the end of the 1st of April over there yet?