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  • Hey all, just changed over the backend after 15 years I figured time to give it a bit of an update, its probably gonna be a bit weird for most of you and i am sure there is a few bugs to work out but it should kinda work the same as before... hopefully :)

Who is RED?

Rob, nice to see you again - you haven't been posting for a while, do you?

best wishes,
martin
 
I would be fascinated to learn what kind of job titles RED's employees have. ;)
 
my bomb squad rep took care of me this morning from his satellite phone when I was in need of parts. He was mysteriously on my coast. I have a suspicion that he in fact had been perched in the tree tops watching me. They're in the shadows, they live among us, we've never seen their faces, but they are kind- we hope never to displease them.
Going to the bank for a wire transfer is kinda like putting out the sacrifice for King Kong. I think my wife might even agree.
Red would definitely be hunted by McCarthy:

Even though McCarthy lent his name to the era, the red scare did not start with him. The investigation of Communist infiltration of the US government started long before he became a senator. In 1938, a temporary committee was created in the US House of Representatives to investigate anti-Americanism and subversive activities. It was called the Special Committee to Investigate Un-American Activities and Propaganda in the United States, but it was often called the Dies Committee after its chairman, Martin Dies. In 1945, the committee was replaced with the permanent House Committee on Un-American Activities. They started their own search for communists, including an investigation into the activities of the motion picture industry in1947.

Red is a new pantheon.

Thanks again Justin Jones, let me know if you want to come down from your perch, shed your disguise, and let me buy you a beer
 
Who is Red? I saw Red last week at the Crimson pub here in the Hills. He was hitting on the waitress I always hit on. This disgusted me. Everybody knows that chicks dig camera guys, this put me in an awkward position as I am a camera guy, but Red being the ultimate camera guy had a one up on the chicks. I walked over to Red and said "Wassup Homes"? he looked over at me and said "yo my amigo how are you doing? I was just talking to this here waitress Scarlet about you, hint hint I think she really digs you, I put in a good word for you". "Oh really?" I said "you are the best buddy a dude could ever have". At this point I was red in the face with excitement (weird considering I am African). See I had been courting Scarlet for a while now and Red Stepping in was a game changer, my dream had come true in Epic proportions, I could finally join the 7000 other folks that had slept with this lady and had enjoyed every moment of it. So I asked Scarlet what she was doing after work. She said I could make passionate love to her right there and then, I just had to fork out $17,500. Thanks a lot Big RED.
 
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