Scarlet Humor...
What is the next year's new & improved version of HDRx? ... HDRy (pronounced HDR-Why?)
What happens when you bring a Scarlet to an EPIC shoot of models covered in honey? ... B Cam (pronounced BEE-Cam)
What is the current shipping dimensions and weight of the Scarlet? ... 0 x 0 x 0 ", 0.001 lbs (after all, human thought does have mass)
What is the forgotten Feature 21? ... The ship date...
But Seriously folks... In a backwords way, Red is actually helping potential non-Red customers get better cameras by promising better cameras and NOT releasing them every year... keeps the competition on their toes...
Please keep adding new great features like HDRx, SSD, 4K, X-Ray vision, Retinal scan, 1000000 ISO and 3D into the base package Scarlet spec sheet every 6 months, and NEVER release the cameras, so we can get better deals on other gear! However, it's better if they try to drop the estimated Scarlet price every time, so the competition would react and deliver us 1080p Raw camera phones for under $1k next year- I'll order two... Amen.
:sarcasm:
It really has become a RAW deal for the other 50% who don't need HDRx™, but you get what you pay for today- in this case, the best currently shipping non-Red alternative or a one week Red MX Rental...
Hey, we might as well joke / laugh about the situation... after all, the Scarlet alternative is comparing "who has less moire for more money" this year...
What is the next year's new & improved version of HDRx? ... HDRy (pronounced HDR-Why?)
What happens when you bring a Scarlet to an EPIC shoot of models covered in honey? ... B Cam (pronounced BEE-Cam)
What is the current shipping dimensions and weight of the Scarlet? ... 0 x 0 x 0 ", 0.001 lbs (after all, human thought does have mass)
What is the forgotten Feature 21? ... The ship date...
But Seriously folks... In a backwords way, Red is actually helping potential non-Red customers get better cameras by promising better cameras and NOT releasing them every year... keeps the competition on their toes...
Please keep adding new great features like HDRx, SSD, 4K, X-Ray vision, Retinal scan, 1000000 ISO and 3D into the base package Scarlet spec sheet every 6 months, and NEVER release the cameras, so we can get better deals on other gear! However, it's better if they try to drop the estimated Scarlet price every time, so the competition would react and deliver us 1080p Raw camera phones for under $1k next year- I'll order two... Amen.
:sarcasm:
It really has become a RAW deal for the other 50% who don't need HDRx™, but you get what you pay for today- in this case, the best currently shipping non-Red alternative or a one week Red MX Rental...
Hey, we might as well joke / laugh about the situation... after all, the Scarlet alternative is comparing "who has less moire for more money" this year...
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