Someone finally got the drop on Oakley...

[CVB]

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/...nce-your-nerdiness-through-eyewear-235902.php

 

[Jason Francois]

That's pretty funny, but I don't really know if I want a knife or scissors that close to my temples.

 

[Justin Anderson]

what made some designer think that was a good idea?

 

[PaulClements]

That's a pisstake right? I mean the backscratcher's a little large

 

[CVB]

My favorite is the straw.. honestly... a straw? cmon.

 

[Sanjin Jukic]

Oakley glasses are made for film directors and music lovers

Oakley glasses are made for film directors and music lovers

Oakley glasses are made for film directors and music lovers

 

[Ken Corben]

Does that come with a director's viewfinder option?

 

[Jeremy Hughes]

Oakley glasses are made for film directors and music lovers

Don't forget bounty hunters. http://www.aetv.com/dog_the_bounty_hunter/images/castDetail_dog.jpg

 

[Blaine Golden]

There is no doubt that Oakley has market penetration...and can there be any doubt the RED will achieve the same?

 

[Jeff Kilgroe]

My favorite is the straw.. honestly... a straw? cmon.

I like the paintbrush. If they threw out the backscratcher, straw and some of the other worthless crap, there might be room for a couple small tubes of paint and a clip so I can roll up a small canvas and hold it in position behind my ear.