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  • Hey all, just changed over the backend after 15 years I figured time to give it a bit of an update, its probably gonna be a bit weird for most of you and i am sure there is a few bugs to work out but it should kinda work the same as before... hopefully :)

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Sorry Mark,
too late...

...just got back from LA where I signed an exclusive 20 year contract with Playboy.

ANNOUNCING RED BUNNIES

I have exclusive use of Playboy Bunnies and Playmates of the Year as DIT's, 1st and 2nd Assistants, etc.

Training began last month at the Playboy Mansion, where the worlds most respected RED gurus have been training the girls in the skills of our trade.

Coming soon DIT of the Month calendars .
 
digitalfx said:
Sorry Mark,
too late...

...just got back from LA where I signed an exclusive 20 year contract with Playboy.

ANNOUNCING RED BUNNIES

I have exclusive use of Playboy Bunnies and Playmates of the Year as DIT's, 1st and 2nd Assistants, etc.

Training began last month at the Playboy Mansion, where the worlds most respected RED gurus have been training the girls in the skills of our trade.

Coming soon DIT of the Month calendars .
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Well ....

All I can say is WAIT until you see the Offhollywood Christmas card for Redusers around the world ...
 
Hmmm... RedPimps.com is available.
 
Two ArriNinjas walk into a bar. They take off their blue hoods, sit, and order two beers.

ArriNinja #1: I hear you can get a grip for $100 a day on Craig's list!

ArriNinja #2: Really! The next thing you know, they will have PAs operating the genny!

They laugh.

ArriNinja #1: You hear about this RED camera thing?

ArriNinja #2: You mean the thing from the sunglasses guy? It's a scam.

ArriNinja #1: So is the price of the MB20!!

They burts out in LAUGHTER and HIGH-FIVE each other.

ArriNinja #1: You get a letter from Arri Corporate office?

ArriNinja #2: Yeah. Didn't understand a word of it. What does "cease and desist" mean?

ArriNinja #1: How the hell should I know? I'm a Ninja, not a lawyer.
 
offhollywood said:
Well ....

All I can say is WAIT until you see the Offhollywood Christmas card for Redusers around the world ...
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how about a BOYS OF RED pin-up calendar instead,...i'm reading DV Magazine this morning, and Mark Pedersen is a hottie...just sayin'....
 
offhollywood said:
Two ArriNinjas walk into a bar. They take off their blue hoods, sit, and order two beers.

ArriNinja #1: I hear you can get a grip for $100 a day on Craig's list!

ArriNinja #2: Really! The next thing you know, they will have PAs operating the genny!

They laugh.

ArriNinja #1: You hear about this RED camera thing?

ArriNinja #2: You mean the thing from the sunglasses guy? It's a scam.

ArriNinja #1: So is the price of the MB20!!

They burts out in LAUGHTER and HIGH-FIVE each other.

ArriNinja #1: You get a letter from Arri Corporate office?

ArriNinja #2: Yeah. Didn't understand a word of it. What does "cease and desist" mean?

ArriNinja #1: How the hell should I know? I'm a Ninja, not a lawyer.
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:devil:
 
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