red jokes

[Pawel Achtel]

How many red employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the filament is sold separately.

Well, of course the filament is sold separately. After all, it is upgradable :clown2:

 

[Craig W. Bickerstaff]

A Red rep, a Sony rep and a panasonic rep walk into a bar... oh wait a second guys there is no bar anymore we will contact you in a month to reveal the new business which is subject to change immediately.

 

[Yannick Hagman]

I just saw this somewhere and thought it would make a good bathroom interior for RED HQ.

 

[WesG]

"my birger mount should be here soon"

 

[ericyoung]

I just saw this somewhere and thought it would make a good bathroom interior for RED HQ.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this! :waaa:

 

[Yannick Hagman]

Should be. It's an art installation.

 

[Digital Upstart]

"my birger mount should be here soon"

Haha, and my 50-150 lens is on its way as well. It's in the same shipment as my Prime Set, right?

 

[Petr Dvorak]

:w00t: :sarcasm: :usd:

 

[Jeff Kilgroe]

I just saw this somewhere and thought it would make a good bathroom interior for RED HQ.

I'm scared to ask what the ladies' room looked like...

 

[Mickey Conway]

Today's Ebonic word is:

Omelette.

Let me use it in a sentence.

"I should pop a cap in yo ass fo what you jus did,
but omelette dis one slide"

 

[David M]

Or...How many REDUSERS does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,000. One to change the lightbulb and 4,999 to say things like, "you guys are the best","jim, you are a maverick!","what a wild ride we are on!",etc,etc...

Plagarism is apparently not yet dead:sarcasm:

 

[Craig Ryan]

I'm scared to ask what the ladies' room looked like...

Hehe too bad they didn't design the urinals like that...

And I gotta show this image around...too good to pass up.