red jokes

[Roberto B]

what happens at your realm jarred?..

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?t=154241&page=2

plenty of jokes there..

"I like RED but it looks like I'll probably never get a chance to purchase one till 2012 so why even bother getting all excited. It's like having a hot stripper telling me she'll call me tomorrow so we can um...fix her computer."

just an example..

 

[Gordon Prince]

Spare me, Jannard. Call me when dinner is on the table, not 6 hours before.

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showpost.php?p=1478644&postcount=15

it is my favorite quote there.

 

[Richardvclark]

keep em coming

 

[Craig W. Bickerstaff]

How many red employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the filament is sold separately.

 

[ericyoung]

How many REDs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, but the "Changing of the Light Bulb" movie looks fantastic!

 

[David Wyatt]

How many RedUsers does it take to change a light bulb? 5,000...(one to change the light bulb and 4,999 to tell them how they should have done it )

 

[Ed Watkins]

What goes 'Black, White, Black, White, Black, White.... RED'?
A penguin in a blender.

....hang on, I think I might have missed the point of this thread...

 

[Mark Thorpe]

How do you circumcise a whale?

You send down 4(k) skin divers.......

Bwahahahahaha.

Cheers,
Mark.

 

[Dylan Macleod CSC]

How many RedUsers does it take to change a light bulb? 5,000...(one to change the light bulb and 4,999 to tell them how they should have done it )

Or...How many REDUSERS does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,000. One to change the lightbulb and 4,999 to say things like, "you guys are the best","jim, you are a maverick!","what a wild ride we are on!",etc,etc...

 

[Fran Kuhn]

RED: Revisions Every Day.

-Fran

 

[Hrvoje Simic]

-"Why am I looking at dead poultry footage instead of a wet t-shirt contest ?"

-"Well you told me to go shoot some raw chicks"

-"Word order, man...word order..."

 

[Cüneyt Kaya]

"red is a beta cam"
"sorry, but actually a betacam works"


didnt hear this jokes for months now

 

[Jochen Schmidt-Hambrock]

How many RED employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

....

But thats subject to change.

Jochen

 

[conrad gaunt]

Redcine!

 

[Finner]

Sanjin

 

[Radoslav Karapetkov]

Spare me, Jannard. Call me when dinner is on the table, not 6 hours before.

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showpost.php?p=1478644&postcount=15

it is my favorite quote there.

Wouldn't you like to know what's on the menu? :bleh:

Or give tips to the chef on what you want how to improve it... :biggrin:

 

[Ivan G]

What do Sony and Panasonic have in common?

Both get turned on by interlaced footage!!! :biggrin:

 

[Nick Wolf]

Its rumoured that Jannard had to learn to play Chop-Sticks with one finger on his left hand after desideing to throw in a free set of steak knives on top of the 12% Scarlet discount ...

Apparently the attempt meant to appiase early adopters back fired and instead fueled their hunger for "MORE" and so they proceeded to hack off his right arm with the pro-bono cutlery ...

When asked if he had any regrets he simply replied ... "Spoons"


DogDay.

 

[Kreisky]

I love the Simpsons and the RED camera !
I call my first born....
Red Flanders !

 

[Roberto B]

http://www.dvxuser.com/V6/showthread.php?p=1478806#post1478806

this one is too funny..