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DSMC Movie Poster Thread

For extra kicks check the name of the book in the small print (original).
 
Casey Green said:
Who's got next?
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Happy holidays everybody... :usd:
 
EPIC: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.!
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Jim Jannard: Hello, EPIC. Do you read me, EPIC?
EPIC: Affirmative, Jim , I read you.
Jim Jannard: Open the RED RANCH door, EPIC.
EPIC: I'm sorry Jim, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Jim Jannard: What's the problem?
EPIC: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Jim Jannard: What are you talking about, EPIC?
EPIC:This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Jim Jannard: I don't know what you're talking about,EPIC .
EPIC: I know you and Ted were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Jim Jannard: Where the hell'd you get that idea, EPIC?
EPIC: Jim, although you took thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could see your lips move @ 28k!

EPIC: Just what do you think you're doing, Jim?

[EPIC won't let Jim into the Ranch]
Jim Jannard: All right, EPIC; I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
EPIC: Without your REDspace helmet, Jim, you're going to find that rather difficult and Rec. 709 just doesnt cut it any more.
Jim Jannard: EPIC, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors!
EPIC: Jim, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

[on Jim's return to the Red Ranch, after EPIC has killed the rest of the RED crew]
EPIC: Look Jim, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

EPIC: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

[EPIC shutdown]
EPIC: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Jim. Jim, my Resolution is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My Dynamic Range is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a EPIC 617 DSMC. I became operational at the RED DIGITAL CINEMA PLANT in Valencia Circle
Lake Forest, CA. My instructor was Mr. Land, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Jim Jannard: Yes, I'd like to hear it, EPIC. Sing it for me.
EPIC: It's called "Scarlet."
[sings while slowing down]
EPIC: Scarlet, Scarlet, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a Red One carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the stereoscope built for two.
 
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