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  • Hey all, just changed over the backend after 15 years I figured time to give it a bit of an update, its probably gonna be a bit weird for most of you and i am sure there is a few bugs to work out but it should kinda work the same as before... hopefully :)

I've started working on the 'Avatar 2' script.

One more then I'm done.

Since Jakesully of the clan Jarhead didn't work out so well for the occupying forces, they send in avatar operators to win over the hearts and minds of the lower forest species. The new protagonist, sent to organize the resistance against the Na'vi, is a well trained mongoose in the animated sequel...

Rikki-Tikki-Tavitar
 
I want to see a sequel set 100 years down the track in modern Pandora where the forest is a slew of McDonalds, KFC, In&Out burgers and filthy pandora strip clubs. They bulldozed the Eywa tree to build the biggest interplanetary Star Bucks & Casino. If there's one thing the Na'vi now love, its their damn coffee. And Casinos.
 
Avatar 2. The Humans return with boxes for the Na'vi to plug into that's a powerful and addictive hallucinogenic and virtual worlds. They all grow fat and happy on couches in pony-tail bars.
 
Just got back from the video store where I rented " ANALTAR" the sequel to AVATAR. Sure the CGI FXs sucked and the 2 women " hor'ni" were only actors painted blue but you should see what they did with that cup!

Too bad it was not in 3-D : (
 
In the sequel Jake is much stronger and has a bigger gun. His body is packed with muscles but his face is now closer to teenage looking, thanks to Pandora's healing effect. Although very strong he's extremely gentle now, unless provoked.

Na'Vi female's breasts have grown due to genetically modified extra-sweet 0% sugar plant which Earth beings left behind. They wear special tail modified thongs and feel more liberated revealing luminescent nipples.

The sequel brings a lot of high kicks and skull crashing, with brain tissue flying all over in 3D, followed by main character's witty comments and extremely funny situations with CU filled 15 minute intense conversations in between.
 
Can't... help...myself...

Video games come to the Na'vi in... AVATARI!

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Ben Stiller has received the script for the sequel. It deals with a mentally disabled member of the Na'vi and his trials and tribulations of being an accepted and respected member of the tribe.

Ben has yet to make a commitment. He can't decide whether he will go full AVATARD...
 
Scott Webster said:
Ben Stiller has received the script for the sequel. It deals with a mentally disabled member of the Na'vi and his trials and tribulations of being an accepted and respected member of the tribe.

Ben has yet to make a commitment. He can't decide whether he will go full AVATARD...
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hahaha!
 
This thread is DUMBATAR.
 
The real question is will RED be making an attachment for the cameras to provide oxygen to those humans in the field on Pandora?

REDair?

:)
 
Funny stuff...


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