personal quotes..

[Roberto B]

camdiver has really interesting personal quotes.. actually, i encourage him to post the previous one..

this is the actual one:

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, irrespective of what she's reading".


mark thorpe
www.oceanstockimages.com
camdiver65[@]gmail.com

and yours?..

 

[Mark Thorpe]

Shhhhhhh, not so loud fer chrissakes. She'd kill me if she found out! S'a good job she's almost blind I guess......

 

[Joe Carney]

camdiver has really interesting personal quotes.. actually, i encourage him to post the previous one..

this is the actual one:

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex, irrespective of what she's reading".


mark thorpe
www.oceanstockimages.com
camdiver65[@]gmail.com

and yours?..

Somehow the voice of Woody Allen pops into my head when I read that,lol.

 

[Roberto B]

new one from mark:

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

mark thorpe's quote of the day..

 

[Roberto B]

"One of my pet peeves is women who don't put the toilet seat back up when they're finished!"

mark thorpe
www.oceanstockimages.com
camdiver65[@]gmail.com

mine too.. but if she's gorgeous i give her a penalty..

 

[overlandfilms]

I think my favorite is one I've heard my agent use on several occassions... "Tell them to go s*** in their hat."

 

[Mark Thorpe]

Fat Chance

Fat Chance

mine too.. but if she's gorgeous i give her a penalty..

Don't ya just love dishing out those penalties! heheh

 

[Gavin Greenwalt]

I am on my third phone in one week with AT&T and today this accidentally came out in my warranty call.

AT&T: Would you like to purchase the express shipping option on your warranty today for an additional $7.95?

Me: No but I fully expect it to show up in the next two days for free since I payed for that option last time you mailed me a defucktive phone that broke in less time than it took to get here.

I now have a new term for all less than functional products.

 

[Mark Thorpe]

tehehe, he swore!

 

[Jaime Vallés]

Defucktive... brilliant!

 

[Roberto B]

"My new health club is so fancy, they have a spiral StairMaster!"


mark thorpe

 

[explosive]

"Thank god I'm Catholic so sex will ALWAYS be dirty."

 

[Mark Thorpe]

hehehe

 

[Roberto B]

last one from mark.. mark thorpe.. red circle on the corner.. ehehehehehe

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older...
Little things like, being spanked every day by a middle aged woman."

 

[Roberto B]

"Science enables stories. Stories drive science."

graeme nattress

 

[Graeme Nattress]

"Expansion leaves the ashes of change."

Graeme

 

[Jonathan L. Bowen]

"The free man is a warrior." -- Nietzsche

 

[Tom Lowe]

"Don't tase me, bro!"

 

[Ramesh Jai]

"I have clients who plan tomorrow for yesterday".

 

[number6]

Duckbutter